Tatler Quiz: Which Bling Empire Personality Are You?

So you’ve watched one crazy show about rich Los Angeles Asians on Netflix, and now you’re wondering who are you most like on the show. Well, once again, we’re here to psycho-analyse your crazy rich Asianness. Take our quiz below. 

A. Paris B. Singapore C. Las Vegas 

D. South Korea

A. Breakfast at Tiffany’s B. Singapore’s National Day C. Fifty Shades of Grey

D. No theme, why do you need one? 

A. Your family supplies governments with weapons of mass destruction—no biggie.B. Your family owns most of the malls in SEA.C. Your husband’s bloodline is royal.

D. Of your successful career as a model.

A. Being a halfieB. Placenta masksC. Plastic surgery

D. Your perfect Asian bone structure

A. The executive suite B. One of my condos because I own one in every city pretty muchC. Nothing less than five stars 

D. Airbnb 

A. Diamonds, diamonds and more diamonds B. The most exotic pieces from DolceC. Haute couture

D. Anything under 1,000 baht 

A. My Lambo B. My private jet C. A Rolls-Royce with a personal driver

D. A rental 

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Why hello there, Anna Shay. You demand loyalty and respect from your inner circle, which is why you’re very picky when selecting your friends. If anyone crosses you, you make it known to them immediately with cues as subtle but obvious as seating arrangements. On the flip side, when people are on your good side you reward them generously with gifts like Paris trips, special spa sessions, dinner at the best restaurants in the world and diamonds. 

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Your inner self is a proud #Singaporean, lah. You are definitely the life of the party, great at talking and including everyone and a great moderator when drama erupts in the world of high society (which is often). You are very proud of your Southeast Asian roots; you love shopping for the most exotic designer pieces and you never have a strand of hair out of place. You’re just so on-point, all the time.  

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For Her Royal Highness Christine Alexandra Chiu, respecting traditions and keeping the linage is top priority. You’re a perfectionist. You have some serious goals in life, and you’ll do whatever is needed to make them happen. Your show-off nature can rub people the wrong way, but deep down you have a good heart and want what’s best for your friends.

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The ancestry test is in and unfortunately you’re no heir to an empire. Rather, you’re Kevin Kreider, incredibly naturally good-looking but has no clue how Hermes is spelt. Don’t worry though, you have a big heart and a mai pen rai energy that those with money find endearing and keep you around for. You’re known for being direct, honest and a real friend, qualities money can’t buy. 

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